前情提要 Previously, on 'Resident Alien'.
你好，混蛋 Hello, a**hole.
艾丝塔与我同一阵线 I have Asta on my side.
我们会找出你在这里的原因 And we will find out why you are here.
你要告诉我你所知关于哈利的一切 You will tell me everything that you know about Harry.
我已经困着他 I have him trapped.
我打印了一张相片 I printed out this still.
这个在副驾驶座的人 This guy in the passenger seat
是整个调查的关键 is the key to our whole investigation.
我最近睡得不多 I'm not getting a lot of sleep
全拜窗外的猫头鹰所赐 thanks to the owl outside my window.
或许只是要多点出门 Just need to get out of the house for a little bit.
我知道最好的地方 I know the perfect place.
黄石公园 Yellowstone.
我一直想知道灰人在地球做什么 I have been trying to learn what the Greys are doing on Earth,
或许答案就在 and perhaps the answer has been
一直就在雪花镇长的脚上 in Mayor Snowflake's foot all along.
是 Yeah.
你好，我的傻女孩 Hi. My silly girl.
你好 Hi.
我的乖女孩 Oh, my sweet girl.
你好，我的乖女孩 Hi. My sweet girl.
不…再多10分钟，求求你 No...10 more minutes, please.
不，请回来 No. Come back, please.
至少这次让我记住 At least let me remember this time.
请让我记住 Please, let me remember.
抱歉，我们关门了
你绝对无权把艾丝塔拉进你的问题 You had no business dragging Asta into your mess.
你可能会令她被那外星人杀死 You could have gotten her killed by that alien.
你当时到底在想什么 What the hell were you thinking?
我不会记得我当时到底在想什么 I can't remember what the hell I was thinking
当我这么肚饿时 with such an empty stomach.
是否有人要开煎锅 Should someone turn on the griddle?
那就是你的问题 That's your problem.
你不会顾及任何人，除了自己 You don't think of anyone but yourself.
这不是事实 That is not true.
其他人会想要松饼 Other people will want pancakes.
还有，我可是穿了衬衫和鞋子 Also, I am wearing a shirt and shoes.
服务我的人在哪里 Where is my service?
爸爸，是的，当时…很可怕 Dad, yes, it...it was scary.
但那是我自己选择去的 But I chose to go.
她没事 She's okay.
一如以往，有我当她的后盾 I had her back like I always do.
一个12岁的男孩救了我们 We were saved by a 12-year-old boy.
我先说这故事的话就不是了 Not if I tell the story first.
我不明白为何他们 I do not understand why they are so upset
对约瑟夫差点杀掉他们这么不开心 about Joseph nearly killing them.
每个物种必须战斗来求存 Every being must fight to survive.
蛾会伪装自己躲避掠食者 Moths camouflage themselves from predators,
仙人掌会长刺 cacti grow spikes.
人类也不例外 Humans are no exception.
他们忘记了他们被 They forget they are surrounded by forces
更强大的力量包围着 greater than themselves.
生存从来没有保证 Survival is never guaranteed.
我要走了 I need to go.
我和我的空肚子 Me and my empty stomach
要听一名镇长抱怨 need to go listen to the Mayor complain about
他的抗抑郁药如何毁掉他的性欲 how his anti-depressants are ruining his sex drive.
我觉得心理治疗应该是保密的 I think therapy is supposed to be confidential.
另外，很恶心 Also, nasty.
我说「一名镇长」 I said a mayor.
「某个」来自「其他」镇的镇长 'Some' mayor from 'some other' town
讨厌米克警长 who hates it when Sheriff Mike
吹口哨来博取他的注意 whistles to get his attention.
「其他」市长取消了会面 Uh, well, 'some other' mayor cancelled therapy
因为他们一家人去黄石公园旅行 because they're going on a family trip to Yellowstone.
黄石公园 Yellowstone.
黄石公园 Yellowstone!
好的，我们找不到配对的指纹 Okay, now, we didn't get a match on the fingerprint,
所以我们要重新调查手上有的线索 so we gotta go back to what we do have.
告诉我，你看到什么？副警长 Now tell me, what do you see, here, Deputy?
彼得巴贺在他死去那天驾车 Peter Bach driving the day he died.
身边还有个穿格子衬衫的神秘男人 And a mystery man in a plaid shirt next to him.
好的，让我向你介绍我们的疑犯 Okay, well, let me introduce you to our unsub,
格子先生，好吗 Mister Plaid, right?
看他的坐姿，挺直、准备就绪 Look how he's sitting, upright, prepared.
那暗示了什么 Now, what does that suggest?
我给你提示 Now, I'll give you a hint,
以字母「M」作开头 begins with the letter 'M'.
军队 Military.
默剧演员 Mime.
我第二次猜就会猜这个 That was my second guess.
默剧演员是被轻视的体力型职业 Now, mime is an undervalued physical discipline.
即使坐着不动，他们姿势仍然活跃 Their posture is active even when they're sitting still.
而且你更听不到他们过来 And you don't ever hear them coming.
我们可能在找一个默剧杀手 We might be looking at a killer mime.
或是跳出隐形的箱子思考 Or thinking outside the invisible box,
若他是很久以前在军队服役的人呢 what if he were military, but served a long time ago?
那就能解释为何他的指纹没有配对 Which could explain why we didn't get a hit on his prints,
因为军队数据库的资料过多 because of backlog of military archives.
有道理，但是有一个问题 Now, that's true, but there's just one problem.
军队是没有默剧演员的 There's no mimes in the military.
他们只有「不问不说」 They got 'don't talk, don't tell'.
我们放手一搏吧 Well, let's take our chances.
我们需要取得内部资料 We need inside access.
你想动用你的军队人脉吗 You want to try your military connections?
不，因为我不想留下踪迹 No, because I don't want to leave a trail.
约瑟夫曾服役，我们可以叫他调查 I mean, Joseph served, we could have him look into it,
但他今天没上班 but he didn't come in today.
我们应该找托雷斯警探 Well, we should talk to Detective Torres.
她与所有三个字的机构都有联系 She has connections with every 3-letter agency there is.
想得美，副警长 Nice try, Deputy.
你以为你能打电话 You think you're gonna make a phone call
然后略施小计让我们复合？ and trick us into getting back together?
绝对不可能 Not a chance.
在响了 It's ringing.
留言信箱 Voicemail.
你好，警探 Hi Detective,
我是佩信斯的贝克副警长 it's Deputy Baker over in Patience.
我们在想你能否帮我们查一个 We were wondering if you could help us with a print
我们尝试辨认身份的指纹 we're trying to nail down.
我们在自动指纹识别系统没有发现 We've had no luck with AFIS.
「我们」的意思其实是「我」 And by 'we', I mean 'me'.
绝对不是警长 Definitely not the Sheriff
因为他有自己的生活 because he has his own life
而且他欲火焚身？ and he's really horny?
非常开心，我意思是他很开心 Really happy, I mean he's happy.
好的，你再回电给我 Okay, then. Call me back.
你试过用另一只手写字吗 Have you tried writing with your other hand?
我当然可以，只是…真巧合… Sure I can, just, oh...well...
你好，警长 Hello, Sheriff.
我是来自首的 Came to turn myself in,
因为昨晚我犯了几次法 since I broke a few laws last night.
冷静点…好了 Oh, hey...All right.
-我的天啊 -好的 -Oh, dear God. -Okay.
米克？是 -So, Mike? -Uh-huh.
我想你认识我的妈妈 I would like you to please meet my mum.
-这是艾波 -你好 -This is April. -Hi.
她很性感吧 Isn't she like, so sexy?
看那屁股，让大家看那屁股 Look at that a**. Show them that a**.
大家都觉得我们是姐妹，所以… Everyone thinks that we're sisters, so...
人们很惊讶 People are shocked
听到她比我大14岁 to hear that she's 14 years older than me.
我肯定是这样 I'll bet they are.
我听过很多你的事，警长 I've heard a lot about you, Sheriff.
我女儿会告诉我一切 My daughter tells me everything.
所有一切… Everything...
-恶心 -米克 -Gross. -So, Mikey.
我想邀请你 I wanted to invite you
出席我这个周末的生日晚餐 to my birthday dinner this weekend.
有我非常特别的伴侣出席会更开心 Which will be so much more fun with my very special plus-one.
我们这个周末不是有事情做吗 Don't we have that other thing this weekend?
不，我们没有 No, we do not.
我们在晚餐时要谈她的嫁妆 At dinner, we talk about her dowry.
你搭上了她，你就要付钱 You drove her off the lot, you gotta pay for it.
真是呛辣的玛格丽特 It's a spicy margarita.
呛辣的「妈妈丽特」 Spicy 'mum-arita'.
好，你先…好的 Yeah. You went...okay.
好的 Okay.
-那么你要打给我 -好 -So, you'll call me. -Yeah.
你星期六晚想去派对吗 You want to go to a party Saturday night?
不，我不想 No. I do not.
好的 Okay.
把其余东西放进你的背囊，好吗 Gonna go put the rest of your stuff in your backpack, okay?
为何我们要在冬天去黄石公园 Why are we going to Yellowstone in the winter?
那里非常寒冷 It's freezing there.
冬天是去任何地方的最好时节 Winter is the best time to go anywhere.
季节性抑郁症导致自杀率上升 Seasonal depression increases suicide rates
所以较少人旅行 so fewer people are travelling.
整个公园都会是我们的 We're gonna have the whole park to ourselves.
这一定会很棒 It's gonna be great.
让你有机会厘清思绪 Give you a chance to clear your head,
按摩、休息 massage, rest.
重新开始 Fresh start.
你好，范德史匹格医生 Hey, Doctor Vanderspeigle.
听说你们会去黄石公园 I heard you are taking a trip to Yellowstone.
我会与你们一起去 I will be joining you.
这…其实是家庭度假 Well, it...it's actually sort of a family holiday.
好 Yep.
家庭 Family.
我曾经有过家庭 I had a family once.
两个慈爱父母 2 loving parents.
他们承诺带我去黄石公园 They promised to take me to Yellowstone
玩黄…石 to play with the yellow stones.
我梦想我们一家人一起在… I dreamed of us being there together in...
应该说大自然吗 I want to say, nature?
但在我们约定出门的那天 But then the day we were supposed to leave,
他们死了 they died.
故事完结了，他们死了，非常难过 That's the story. They died. It was sad.
-对 -他们都死了 -Oh...yes. -They're both dead.
-对…那太难过了 -是 -Yes...that is so sad. -Yeah.
或许我们该让医生同行，以防万一 Maybe we should bring a doctor with us, just in case.
我想黄石公园会有医生 I think there are doctors in Yellowstone.
如果你路上出车祸呢 What if you get in a car accident on the way there?
你们因撞击而死 You both die on impact,
麦斯剩下自己一个，饥肠辘辘 Max is left alone, hungry.
他要吃他父母的尸肉 He has to eat the dead flesh of his parents.
如果有我在… If I'm there...
他就能吃我 he can eat me.
我不肯定跟你当医生有什么关系 I'm not really sure how you being a doctor factors in there.
你知道吗？没…关系 You know what? It's...it's fine.
你能与我们一起去 You can come with us. Yeah.
对 Yeah.
掳走阿班的外星人显然在引领他 Ben's alien abductions are obviously leading him
寻找黄石公园的某些东西 to something at Yellowstone.
我会在那里发现那是什么 And I will be right there to discover what it is.
前座是我的 Shotgun!
黄石酒店，请等等 Yellowstone Hotel, please hold.
这里很棒，非常迷人 This is nice. It's very charming.
对，绝对比车程更放松 Yeah, definitely more relaxing than a car ride
当哈利在背诵 with Harry reciting
他记得的每集「律政风云」 every single 'Law and Order' episode from memory.
是 Yeah.
好了，现在只有我们两个 Okay, we're alone.
你能告诉我你来这里的原因了 Now you can tell me why you're here.
我还未说完 Well, I haven't finished yet.
接着兰尼布里斯科说 Then, Lenny Briscoe says,
「人生苦短」 'Well, life is short.'
因为他…很短小 Because he...he was short.
还有他死了 Also, he was dead.
我忘了那部分 I forgot that part.
快说，这是你欠我的 Come on, you owe me,
我说服他们让你来 I convinced them to let you come.
好吧，我会告诉你我来这里的原因 Okay, I... I will tell you why I am here.
为跟踪你父亲，进入灰人秘密总部 To follow your father to the Greys' secret headquarters.
为了欣赏这卡通浣熊 To enjoy this cartoon raccoon.
浣熊？ A raccoon?
什么东西提供热力给黄石公园的 What powers the thousands of geysers
数千个喷泉和温泉 and hot springs here at Yellowstone?
你脚下的火山岩浆库的热力 Heat from the volcanic magma chamber beneath your feet.
很痛，那可真热 Ouch! That's hot!
车程这么久也是值得的 It was worth the drive.
我在网上看过你们的热石按摩 I read about your hot stone massages online.
我能在这里预约吗 Can I book one of those here?
非常抱歉，我们的按摩室关闭了 I'm so sorry, our massage studio is closed.
-什么？不… -不… -What? No... -No...
我…在网站看过资料 I...I read about it on the website.
资料说是年中无休 It says that it's open year-round.
是的，但这里刚有场暴风雪 It is. But we just had a snowstorm
我们的按摩师不能来到酒店 and our massage therapist can't get down to the hotel.
铲雪车需要一段时间才能清除积雪 Plough won't get up there for a while.
你们的美甲师情况如何 What's the plough situation with your manicurist?
你走运了 You're in luck.
我会美甲 I do the manicures.
-穿孔指甲 -这样吧？其实 -Pierced. -You know what? Actually,
我想我还是戴手套就好 I think I'm just gonna probably be wearing my mittens.
我们楼上见，甜心 I'll see you upstairs, honey.
你想看吗 Do you wanna see?
那真的很好看 That is really neat.
你怎样把指甲穿孔的 How do you get through the nail like that?
你没事吧 Hey. You okay?
没事 Yeah.
隔壁婴孩的哭声吵醒了我 Crying baby next door woke me up.
你没听到吗 Didn't you hear it?
不，我想没有 No, I don't think so.
我会过来替你涂牛油，宝贝 I'll come along and butter your part, baby.
不要没有我就吃面包 Don't chew your bread without me.
不要… Don't...
不要没有我 Don't chew
就吃面包 Your bread without me.
达丝 Hey, D'arce.
你好？ Hey?
你好，丽薇 Oh. Hey, Liv.
我要与你谈一件事 I need to talk to you about something.
是谈谁在市政厅外用雪堆大阴茎吗 Is this about who made that big snow penis outside town hall?
什么… What...
不，我需要你帮忙辨认一名疑犯 No, I need your help ID-ing a suspect.
你看到很多人在这里来往 You see a ton of people come through here,
我想你可能认得在副驾驶座的人 I thought you might recognize who's in the passenger seat?
不认得 Oh, no.
我绝对从来没有见过这个人 I have definitely never seen this guy before.
从来没有、从没、很好 Not ever. Never. Good.
「从没」是「从来没有」的简称？ 'Never' is short for 'not ever'?
我觉得或许是我乱造的 I feel like, maybe I made that up.
总之没见过他 Anyway, haven't seen him.
那件衬衫呢？你有印象吗 What about the shirt? Is it familiar?
这里是科罗拉多州 It's Colorado.
这里的人基本上就是用格子做的 I mean, people here are practically made of plaid.
那人没拿他的马天尼摇酒器就走吗 Did that guy just leave and forget his martini shaker?
什么 What?
没错，这肯定是他的 Yup, it's definitely his.
我要… I'm just gonna...
你好… Hey...
我不禁无意中听到 I couldn't help but overhear
因为我刚才在留心听 because I was listening.
我希望这宗案件不是太危险 I hope the case isn't too dangerous.
因为我担心米克，你懂的 Because I worry about Mike, you know?
警察的妻子，你知道是怎样的 Cop's old lady, you know how it is.
-就像… -不知道 -It's like... -No.
每次电话响起 Every time the phone rings,
都会想这是带来噩耗的电话吗 is this gonna be the call?
很可怕 It's scary.
我需要你代我传讯给他 Hey, I need you to give him a message for me.
好的 Okay.
你那晚的约会愉快吗 How was your date the other night?
看来约会不太顺利 Didn't look like it was going so well.
对，很糟糕，他几乎不是人 Yeah, not good. Uh, he was barely human.
好的 Okay.
那就好，我很开心 Well, good. I'm glad.
因为那代表你星期六可能有空 Because that means you might be free Saturday.
戏院会举行「吓人马拉松」 There's a 'scare-a-thon'
连播两套恐怖片 double horror feature.
我想我们可以一起去 I thought we could go together.
棒极，我非常乐意去 Yes, I'd love that!
但是我在星期六要当两轮班 Except I have to work a double Saturday.
可恶，对不起 Shoot. I'm sorry.
不要紧，别担心，再找时间吧 That's okay. Um, no worries. Another time.
好的，谢谢你问我 Okay, thanks for asking.
-杰伊 -天啊 -Jay! -Oh, my God.
来个拥抱，你们一起出去吗 Get in here. You guys hanging out?
我也想我们一起出去 I love that for us.
我很想加入，但我不行 I'd love to join, but I can't,
下次再约，抱歉 I gotta take a rain check, sorry.
好的 All right.
我们出现红色警报 We got a code red.
或许不要这样说 Whoa, maybe don't say that.
这里一有人大喊这句话 A lot of things happen
就会发生很多事情 when someone yells that here.
米克和丽薇查到哈利 Mike and Liv are on to Harry
与外星人追踪者的凶案有关 for the Alien Tracker's murder.
-什么 -是 -What? -Yeah.
丽薇有一张他在货车的相片 Liv has a picture of him in the van.
不是他全身，但拍到他的衬衫 Well, not all of him, but his shirt.
你了解丽薇的，她会逐个衣柜搜索 You know Liv, she'll just go closet to closet to closet
直至她找到为止 till she finds it.
天啊，我们要警告哈利 Oh, God. We need to warn Harry.
可恶，他出远门了 Oh, s**t, he's out of town.
-我会打给他 -你疯了吗 -I will call him. -Are you crazy?
你在做什么 Hey! Oh, hey! What are you doing?
-天啊 -不要… -Oh, God. -No...
听着，我在保护你 Look, I'm covering your a**.
若哈利成为了调查目标 If Harry's in the crosshairs for this investigation,
他们会「传唤」他的手机 they'll subpoena his phone,
他们会看到你的短讯 they'll see your text messages,
接着他们会「传唤」你的手机 and then they'll subpoena your phone.
然后就完了 And then bam!
你会与他一起被捕 You'll go down with him.
你知道警察不需要手机实物 You do know that the police don't need the actual phone
来获取手机的数码纪录，对吧 to retrieve digital records on it, right?
很有道理 That's a good point.
我想有人在衣柜里 I think someone's in the closet.
对，那是我们没使用的相连客房门 Yeah, that's the connecting door to the room we're not using
因为我们没有家人在那房间 because nobody from our family is in that room.
不会开那扇门 Not using that door.
这扇门比较近 This one is closer.
不，那扇门是家人的门，好吗 Nope, that door is the family door, okay?
我会在普通人的门见你 I'll meet you at the normal person door.
天啊 God!
我弄断指甲了 I broke a nail.
我想拿 I would like to trade
这些恶心的果茶交换一些咖啡 these disgusting fruit teas for some coffee.
我房间没有咖啡 There is none in my room.
你在感受冷空气吗 You feeling a bit of a draft there?
对…内裤里的冷空气 Yes...The cold air on my underparts
让我的阴囊保持紧绷 keeps my scrotum taut.
好了，我真的不想知道 Okay, well, I don't really want to know
你的阴囊发生什么事 what's going on with your scrotum.
但你介意绑上你的浴袍吗 Would you mind closing your robe, please?
我们这里也没有咖啡 We don't have any coffee in here either.
某辆货车困在雪里 One of the trucks got snowed in
以及一半职员 along with half of the staff
因为看来这是黄石公园 because apparently this is the first winter
第一次在冬天下雪 it's ever snowed here.
但大堂有新鲜咖啡，所以… But there is fresh coffee in the lobby, though, so...
我会去喝咖啡 I will go get coffee
当我知道我们今天会做什么后 once I know what we are doing for the day.
「我们」？ Uh, 'we'?
我不能自己一个 Oh, I cannot be alone.
我因为死去的父母再次感到难过 I am sad again because of dead parents.
愿他们一并安息 May they rest in one piece.
这太难过了，他们怎样死的 That is sad. How did they die?
麦斯，有点礼貌 Max, be nice.
对不起 I'm sorry.
范德史匹格医生，没问题 Doctor Vanderspeigle, of course.
你当然能与我们一起去 Of course you can come with us.
我在想我们可以尝试雪鞋健行 You know, I was thinking that we could try snowshoeing.
不，阿班要决定，这里 No. Ben needs to decide. Here.
让你的直觉当你的指导 Let your intuition be your guide.
跟你的直觉说要选某个地方 Tell your intuition to be specific.
水疗
-坐压雪车，好吗 -好 -How about a snowcat tour? -Yeah.
那声音听起来不像阿班的声音 That did not sound like Ben's voice.
好的，不如我们去老忠实间歇泉？ Okay, why don't we just do Old Faithful?
这是展开旅程的好地方 That's a great place to start.
没问题，老忠实间歇泉 Sure, Old Faithful.
等等，你这样说是因你太太这样说 Wait, are you saying that because your wife said it
还是你想这样做 or because you want to do it?
我想这样做是因为姬蒂这样说 I want to do it because Kate said it
而且我喜欢她感到快乐 and I like it when she's happy.
这是很糟糕的生活方式 That is an awful way to live.
闭上眼睛，紧闭它们 Close your eyes, close them shut.
你看到什么 What do you see?
旧谷仓的横梁 A beam in an old barn
我把头放在用绳子做的圆圈 and I'm putting my head through a circle made of rope.
-甜心 -我已经说了老忠实间歇泉 -Honey. -I already said 'Old Faithful'.
-好极 -听来很好玩 -Cool. -Sounds fun.
我很兴奋 I am excited.
我很疲累 I'm exhausted.
好的，没人在 Okay, the coast is clear.
好，谢谢你，爸爸 Okay, thank you, Dad.
我说了你不用来 I told you you didn't have to come.
这只是哈利的小屋，很安全 It's just Harry's cabin, it's safe.
我们不能肯定 We don't know that.
他有混血灰人追杀他 The guy had a Grey Hybrid after him,
谁知道今天会有什么东西来找他 who knows what's coming for him today.
加上他偷了我的鱼竿，我想拿回来 Plus, he nicked my fishing pole, I want it back.
-好的 -外星人怎样 -Okay. -How does an alien
负担得起住湖泊小屋 even afford a cabin on the lake?
更重要的是小屋在他回去后属于谁 More importantly, who gets it when he goes home,
或是当邪恶外星人… or, you know, when the bad aliens...
拜托，我们能集中精神吗 Can we focus? Please?
米克和丽薇可能已经在路上 Okay, Mike and Liv are probably on their way already
找那件格子衬衫 looking for that plaid shirt.
这… I mean...
他是厨房纸品牌的代言人吗 Was he the 'Brawny paper towel man'?
看看这些格子衬衫 Look at all that plaid.
好的，那格子衬衫是什么颜色 Okay, what colour was it?
那张相片是黑白的 Picture was black and white.
看来我们要把它们通通烧掉 Looks like we're gonna have to burn them all.
星球是有生命的 Planets are alive.
在地球 On planet Earth,
火山、山火和地震 volcanos, forest fires and earthquakes
只是地球自然演化的其中一部分 are just some of its natural processes.
它们对地球的生存都是必要的 They are all necessary for Earth's survival.
就算它们偶尔会令几百万人丧命 Even if they take out a few million people now and then.
地下水会注满喷泉下的库 Water fills the chamber beneath the geyser,
最后水会热得蒸发 and eventually the water becomes hot enough to vaporize,
引发巨大的爆发 triggering the massive eruption.
你去了哪里？你错过喷泉爆发了 Hey. Where you been? You missed it.
没关系，我在电视看过一次 Oh, that's okay. I saw it on TV once.
我想是吧 I think.
镇长显然不理会这喷泉 The Mayor obviously does not care about this.
如我害怕的一样，老忠实间歇泉 As I feared, Old Faithful
不是吸引他来这里的原因 is not what drew him here.
爸爸，你在哪里买那顶帽 Hey, Dad, where did you get that hat?
你喜欢吗 Oh, you like it?
我刚从那边的一个人买的 I just bought it off a guy back there.
你买陌生人的帽？ You bought a hat off a stranger?
这不是普通的帽 Well, not just any hat.
这是苏利文碎石公司 It's Sullivan Gravel Company.
他们已经存在了70年 They've been around for like 70 years.
但是帽子原本在他头上吗 But, was it on his head?
你弄错了重点 Yeah, you're missing the point.
碎石是全世界其中一种 Gravel is one of the most important building materials
最重要的建材 in the whole world.
碎石是很大的泥土 Gravel is big dirt.
比那复杂很多 Much more complex than that.
没有碎石，我们就无法生存 Without gravel, we couldn't live.
我情愿终止这场对话 I prefer not living to this conversation.
让我看你的地图 Let me look at your map.
地图上有任何地方 Is there anywhere on here
是你接下来想去的吗 you feel like going next?
洗个澡，好吗 How about a shower?
我的头确实有点痒 My head is getting a little itchy.
这顶帽可能是用羊毛做的 This thing might be wool.
或是因为帽子是从陌生人头上拿下 Maybe it just came off a stranger's head.
这就是镇长这么想来这里的原因 That is why the Mayor was compelled to come here.
苏利文碎石 Sullivan Gravel.
仍然没有格子先生的踪影？ Still no sign of Mister Plaid?
什么都没有，我看到圆点花纹小姐 Nothing. I've seen Miss Polka Dot,
丑靴子教授 Professor Ugly-Boots
我刚才还仔细看了不懂泊车副警长 and I just got a real good look at Deputy Can't-Park.
我只是撞过路缘一次 I only hit the curb once
那是因为我被一只 and it was just because I was distracted
跛脚的鸽子弄得分心，可怜的东西 by a pigeon with a limp, poor thing.
接着我差点撞到鸽子 Then I almost hit the pigeon.
不用担心跛脚鸽子 Don't worry about limping pigeons.
时间久了，它们学会假装脚踝受伤 Over time they've developed the ability to fake ankle-injuries
来让人们给更多面包 to get more bread from people.
真悲哀，鸽子以前是充满自尊的鸟 Sad, it used to be such a proud bird.
对了，我看到你祖母 Oh, and I saw your Grandma.
祖母，在哪里 Nana, where?
不…冷静点，副警长，她已经走了 No...Calm down, Deputy, she's gone.
以老太太来说，她走得真快 She sure moves fast for an old lady.
更像是飞快掠过 More like a skitter.
你好，莉娜 Hi, Lena.
是 Yeah.
是 Uh-huh.
他很好 He's good.
现时就在旁边 He's here right now.
-早前放了屁 -搞什么… -He farted earlier. -What the...
我知道，但它真的很可爱 I know, but he looks so cute
穿着你买给它的毛衣 in that sweater you got him.
谢谢你 I appreciate it.
晚些再谈 Talk soon.
棒极 Yes.
她有个联络人，能把那指纹 She has a contact that can run the print
在更全面的军队数据库进行比对 through a more comprehensive military database.
很好，非常好 Good. That's good.
我很抱歉，她没有问起你 I'm sorry she didn't ask about you.
不…没事，我不理会这个 No...it's fine. I don't care about that,
只要案件有进展就好 so long as the case is moving forward.
你上报纸了，副警长 You made the paper, Deputy.
「保护和服务，问号」 'To Protect and Serve, Question Mark.'
造成最大伤害的永远是那个问号 It's always the question mark, that's the killer.
不会吧 Oh, no.
记者看了我在外星人纪录片的访问 The reporter saw my interview in the alien documentary.
「奥莉花贝克副警长执迷外星人」 'Deputy Olivia Baker's obsession with UFOs'
「不限于她下班后的生活」 'isn't contained to her off-duty life.'
「网上相片展示穿着制服的贝克」 'Photos online show Baker in uniform'
「与已离世的彼得巴贺合照」 'posing with the late Peter Bach,'
「一个著名的外星人阴谋论者」 'a popular alien conspiracy theorist.'
「无法预料什么外星人阴谋论」 'There is no telling what UFO conspiracies'
「让贝克利用我们的税金来调查」 'Baker might be using our tax dollars to investigate.'
「奥莉花是骗子且一生都在骗人」 '"Olivia is a liar and has been a liar her whole life,"'
「消息来自贝克的熟人」 'says source close to Baker.'
天啊，这糟透了 Jesus, this is bad.
他甚至提及我们的秘密调查 He even hinted at our secret investigation.
听着，副警长，若说我教了你什么 Listen, Deputy, if I have taught you one thing,
那就是这工作的重点是控制 it's that this job is all about control.
-是吗 -是 -Really? -Uh-huh.
而你是控制大师？ And you're a master of control?
我更像是绝地武士 Well, I mean, more of a Jedi,
但我正努力成为大师 but I'm working towards master.
好… Well...
猜这东西是谁的？绝地武士 Guess who this is from, Jedi?
好的，容我替自己辩护 Okay, in my defence,
我当时喝醉了，而且… I was drunk and...
她闻起来像云呢拿 and she smelled like vanilla.
我不是说云呢拿香水 I don't mean vanilla perfume,
而是云呢拿蛋糕 I mean like a damn cake.
那让我措手不及，我…当时很饿 And it just caught me off guard, and I was...so hungry.
我知道，听着，我喜欢茱迪 I know. Look, I like Judy.
她既可爱又搞怪 I mean, she's cute and kooky
而且她有着自己奇怪的贴心一面 and actually she's really sweet in her own kinda weird way.
但没错，不，我不应该… But yes, no. I should not have...
与她发生关系 have done that.
我会…回复她，然后… I'm gonna...I'm gonna write her back and...just...
你知道吗？我会面对面与她谈话 You know what? I am going to talk to her in person.
因为… 'Cause...
事情理应这样 Just because.
给你，热巧克力 Hey. Hot chocolate.
非常热 Very hot.
谢谢 Thanks.
我很高兴我知道了 I'm glad I know.
关于哈利的事 About Harry.
我不想你再独自面对这件事 I don't want you to do all this alone anymore.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们轮流吧，实在太冷了 Let's take turns. It is so cold.
-我能顶替一会 -不 -I can take over for a bit. -No.
不用 No, hey.
不，我来吧 No, I got it.
好的，那…不是格子 Okay. Oh, that...one wasn't plaid.
对，我只是…很讨厌那衣服 Oh, yeah. I just... I really hate that one.
-抱歉，哈利 -烧光了 -Sorry, Harry. -There it goes.
你能相信吗 Can you believe this?
这些东西都是来自餐厅 All this stuff is from the diner.
两只碟、三个咖啡杯 2 plates, 3 coffee cups.
谁会偷咖啡壶 I mean, who steals a coffee pot?
我曾觉得哈利不明白世界如何运作 I used to think Harry didn't know how the world works,
但现在我只觉得他是个偷窃狂 and now I just think he's a klepto.
不如你坐下放松一下 Why don't you just sit down and relax,
或出去享受营火？ or go out and enjoy the fire?
我要清除所有外星人追踪者的痕迹 I have to get rid of any sign of the Alien Tracker.
他可能用过其中一个杯子，谁知道 He could have drank from one of these, who knows?
-爸爸 -坐下 -Dad. -Sit.
好的 Okay.
放松 Relax.
我最初从越南回来后… When I first got back from Vietnam...
我总是觉得有些紧急事情 I just always felt like there was some emergency
是我要做的 I had to get to.
我曾活在一个混乱和恐惧的世界 I existed in a world of chaos and dread.
创伤 Trauma.
奇怪的是我在那里很自在 And the strange thing is I was comfortable there.
我很遗憾，爸爸，那听来很可怕 I'm sorry, Dad. That sounds awful.
占美已经从你的人生消失了 Jimmy's gone from your life now.
你有我、达丝 And you've got me, and D'arcy,
和那个将军帮你应付那个外星人 and that General to help you with that alien.
你可以放松 You can breathe easy.
艾丝塔的生活是怎样的 So what does life look like for Asta
当她不是处于危机模式时 when she's not in crisis mode?
这些碎石工人的体态都很好 These gravel workers are all in excellent physical shape
而且非常英俊 and very good-looking.
我对有吸引力的人类所知道的 One thing I know about attractive humans
是他们不会在夜班工作 is they do not work the night shift.
他们在白天工作，让大家观赏他们 They work in the light, so everyone can enjoy them.
不，这些不是人类，他们是… No, these are not humans, they are...
你好，哈利 Hi, Harry.
你怎么来这里的 How did you get here?
外星人追踪者、外星人 Alien Tracker. Alien.
告诉我发生什么事，你仍欠我人情 Tell me what's going on. You still owe me.
我欠你？ I owe you?
你会在我的星球做动物园的展品 You would be an exhibit in a zoo on my planet
若我没把你救回来的话 if I hadn't brought you back.
你会死在灰人的陷阱 And you'd be dead in a Grey alien trap
若我没救你的话 if I hadn't saved you.
明白，以牙还牙 Hm. I see, tits for tats.
你玩得很好，你的牙齿真尖利 You play well. You have good tits.
小心用词 Inappropriate.
好吧，我有所发现 Fine. I have made a discovery.
你看到那边的工人吗 Do you see those workers over there?
看到，他们貌似卖牙膏的模特儿 Yeah, they all look like toothpaste models.
对，没错，因为他们是混血灰人 Yes, exactly. Because they are Grey Hybrids.
他们是半电动？ They're half electric?
不，他们是混血外星人 No, they are alien hybrids,
这代表他们是半人半外星人 that means they are half-human, and half-alien.
混血灰人聚集在那拖车屋 The hybrids are gravitating to that trailer
我要找出原因 and I need to find out why.
-你留在这里 -我想帮忙 -You stay here. -I want to help.
好吧 Fine.
你能帮忙做这件事 You can help with one thing.
好的 Okay.
剥橙皮 Peel this orange.
我回来后，我要吃它 When I get back, I'll eat it.
想得美 Nice try.
走吧，朋友，我已经名花有主 Keep it moving, pal, I'm spoken for.
我的主人来了 And that's who's doing the speaking.
我的男人 -Hey, my guy! -Hey...
我留了位置给你 I saved you a seat.
位置在这凳子上 It's the one on this stool.
可以…谈谈吗 Could...could we have a word?
是我的屁股 It's my butt.
你的屁股，好的，我知道 Your butt. Okay, I know.
去后面？ Uh, in the back?
对，我也会这样做 Yeah, I do that, too.
很好笑，我们能在…后面谈话吗 That's good. Uh, can we talk in the...in the back?
好… -Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
-没问题，好的 -好 -Sure. Okay. -Okay.
-我们去后面吧 -我们走吧 -Let's do that. -Yes, indeed.
跟着我 After me.
那么… So...
抱歉，但我不能出席你的生日晚餐 I'm sorry, but I can't make it to your birthday dinner.
别误会我 And, don't get me wrong,
那一晚非常开心 the other night was a lot of fun.
但我无意与任何人发展关系 But I'm just not looking to get involved with anyone.
完全明白，我也没这意思 Totally, me neither.
你觉得是怎样？我们会… What'd you think? We were gonna like...
一起买房子之类吗 buy a house together or something?
-我想不会 -有点牧场风格 -I guess not. -A little ranch style,
两间睡房，有… you know, 2-bedroom with a...
有树木在庭院，有坐下的地方 with a tree in the yard and you know, somewhere to sit,
或许有一些松鼠，让猫狗追逐？ and maybe some squirrels for Kevin and Cletus to chase?
不，不会是我们 No, not us!
太笨了 So dumb.
-天啊 -茱茱 -Oh, man. -Oh, JuJu.
我刚才很紧张，我很高兴你明白 I was nervous. I'm glad you understand.
-是 -还有… -Yeah. -And...
希望你度过非常愉快的生日 hope you have a very happy birthday.
-谢谢 -好吗 -Thanks. -Okay?
-好，谢谢 -好的 -Yeah. Thanks. -All right.
你想谈谈吗 You want to talk about it?
谈什么 Talk about what?
我… Oh, I'm...
反正派对是个无聊的主意 The party was just like, a stupid idea anyway.
我会打给妈妈，让她取消派对 I'm just gonna call my mum, and tell her to cancel it.
我完全不在乎 I totally don't care.
我觉得自己很笨 I feel so stupid.
就是… Just, you know?
何时才会轮到我 When is it gonna be my turn?
与我怀疑的一样，有个秘密入口 Just as I suspected, a secret entrance.
传送门 A portal!
这一定能直接登上灰人的船 It must lead directly to the Greys' ship.
有人要橙吗 Someone here ask for an orange?
这是口头禅吗 Is that a catch phrase?
我试讲一下看是否顺耳 I'm trying it out.
这口头禅不太行 It's not very good.
但享受这一刻 But enjoy the moment.
你完成了你的工作 You did your job.
现在，撤退 Now, fall back.
意思是回去车里 That means go back to the car.
碎石公司一定是灰人的烟幕 The gravel company must be the Greys' cover
来掩饰他们真正做的事 to hide what they're really doing.
不管他们的计划是什么 Whatever their plan is,
这都是一场大规模行动 it is a massive operation
而且很明显已经进行了几十年 and clearly has been in progress for decades.
结束
烫… Hot...
那是什么 What's that?
水疗中心虽然关闭了 Well, the spa may be closed,
但我仍能为你做个舒适的热石按摩 but I can still give you a nice hot stone massage.
在外面找到的 Found 'em outside.
阿班，那非常… Oh, Ben, that's very...
抱歉，那是什么气味 I'm sorry, what is that smell?
不肯定这些都是石头 Not sure these are all rocks.
黄石公园有乌龟吗 Does Yellowstone have turtles?
你用微波炉加热乌龟？ You microwaved a turtle?
不，我用微波炉加热石头 No, I microwaved a rock
它看起来很像乌龟 that looks a lot like a turtle.
天啊 Oh, God.
我很抱歉，关于这次的旅程 I'm sorry about this trip.
简直是场灾难 It's just been a disaster.
-不 -是的，我… -No. -Yeah...I just...
我想让你好好休息 I wanted to give you a break,
一个重整生活的机会，却搞砸了 just a chance to reset, and blew it.
不，我很高兴你这样做 No, I'm glad you did.
旅程毋须完美来变得特别 Okay, a trip does not have to be perfect to be special.
最重要的是我们一家人在这里 The important thing is we're all here together.
-对吗 -对 -Right? -Yeah.
麦斯到底在哪里 Where is Max, anyway?
谁知道？街机店？ Who knows? Arcade?
好，现在你听到了吧，对吗 Okay, now you hear that, right?
听到什么 Hear what?
至少这次让我记住 At least let me remember this time.
请让我记住 Please, let me remember.
姬蒂？你在做什么 Kate? What are you doing?
那是你的小孩吗 Is that your baby?
是 Yes.
我能抱她吗 Can I hold her?
-不能 -姬蒂 -No. -Kate.
-求求你 -走吧 -Please. -Come on.
我很抱歉，走吧 I'm so sorry. Come on.
宇宙最强大的力量是熵 The greatest force in the universe is entropy.
趋于混乱的倾向 The tendency toward chaos.
事物分崩离析 Things fall apart.
没有延长的保养期 There is no extended warranty.
就算有，那仍只会是骗人的 Even if there were, it would still be a rip-off.
但在自然秩序外造成事物分崩离析 But causing things to fall apart outside the natural order
是大错特错 is just wrong.
灰人不是建造者 The Greys are not builders.
他们是毁灭者 They are destroyers.
他们与人类一样目光短浅和自私 They are as short-sighted and selfish as humans,
但更严重的是他们比人类更聪明 but even worse, because they are smarter.
因此我必须想出 That is why I have to figure out
为何他们想储藏这么多水在地底 why they want to store so much water underground.
一定有原因的 There must be some reason.
该死 Son of a bitch.
黄石公园破火山口
灰人的洞穴在这里 The Grey's cavern is here.
若他们注满了水… If they filled it completely with water...
接着用隧道连接岩浆库 then connected it by a tunnel to the magma chamber,
几百万加仑的水就会突然加热 millions of gallons of water would suddenly heat up
那压力会让2000平方英里的 and the pressure would turn the 2,000 square miles
黄石国家公园 of Yellowstone National Park
变成世界历史上 into the most destructive natural bomb
最具破坏力的天然炸弹 in the history of the world.
什么东西提供热力给黄石公园的 What powers the thousands of geysers and hot springs
数千个喷泉和温泉 here at Yellowstone?
你脚下的火山岩浆库的热力 Heat from the volcanic magma chamber beneath your feet.
天啊，这特别热 Ouch! This is extra hot.
超热的 That's so hot.
天啊，我快烧死了 Oh, my God. I'm burning alive!
不 Oh, no!
我在布拉多克找到一间商店 I found a store in Braddock
售卖与视频一模一样的格子衬衫 that sells the exact plaid shirt from the video.
他们给了我买这款衬衫的客人名单 They gave me a list of everyone who bought it
其中六个住在佩信斯 and 6 of them live in Patience.
你猜如何？那款衬衫减价 And guess what? The shirt was on sale
-所以我买了一件给约翰 -非常好 -so I bought one for John. -Excellent work.
但现在我要把约翰加在疑犯名单上 But now I gotta put John's name on the suspect list.
约翰可能要找律师 John might want to lawyer up.
-天啊，是祖母 -你好 -Oh, God. It's Nana! -Hi!
我的领带直吗 Is my tie straight?
-弄直它 -好，我在尝试了 -Make it straight! -Okay, I'm trying.
-弄好它 -好了 -Fix it. -Okay!
祖母，你好，在…购物吗 Nana! Hi. Doing a...a little shopping?
看看吧，我拿着购物袋 Well, let's see, I've got a shopping bag.
我是否在购物呢 Oh, could I be shopping?
很高兴再见到你，帕蒂太太 It's good seeing you again, Miss Patty,
我去发动车子 I'm gonna go warm up the truck.
不行 Nope.
她在难为你吗 Oh, is this one giving you a hard time
在她变成大人物后 since she became a big shot?
被报章登相片，就像玛嘉烈公主？ Picture in the paper just like Princess Margaret?
你看了那篇报道？ Oh, you read the article?
我当然看了报道，丽薇 Of course I read the article, Liv.
我做了访问 I was interviewed for it.
但他们当然没提及我的名字 Not that they gave me any credit.
所以你是那匿名消息来源？ So, you're the unnamed source?
你说我是骗子，祖母 You called me a liar, Nana.
我没有，我说你是幻想家 I did not. I called you a fantasist.
我说你总是胡言乱语 I said you were always making stuff up,
你与现实的关系只能说是模糊不清 and your relationship with reality was tenuous at best.
这听起来更伤人 That seems worse.
我的天啊，弄好你的制服 For Pete's sake, fix your uniform.
你不能预期有任何人尊重你 You can't expect to get any respect
若你在镇上四处走 if you're walking around town
表现得像妓院最低贱的女孩 like you're the cheapest girl in the whorehouse.
对吗？警长 Right, Sheriff?
再见，祖母 Bye, Nana.
她真好笑 She's so funny.
是托雷斯警探的短讯 Oh, hey, it's from Detective Torres.
她的联络人找到货车指纹的配对 Her contact got a match on that print from the van!
温迪比士利医生，退休军事化学家 Doctor Wendy Beasley, retired military chemist.
你说得对 You were right,
她的指纹真的在军队数据库 her prints were in the military archives.
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
我们成功了，我们找到配对 We did it, we got a match!
这是很好的消息 This is great news!
我如此努力 I try so hard.
警长，科罗拉多州佩信斯
没事的，副警长 It's okay, Deputy.
灰人想杀掉所有人 So, the Greys want to kill us all
然后占据星球？ and take the planet for themselves?
对，我不知道为何他们要这样做 Yes. I do not know why they are doing it.
他们在地球的大气或重力下活不长 They cannot live long in Earth's atmosphere or gravity.
那么距离爆炸还有多久 So, how long until it blows up?
根据需要注满山洞的水量来说 Based on the amount of water it will take to fill the cavern,
可能一年吧 maybe a year.
一年时间足以阻止他们，对吧 I mean, a year is plenty of time to stop them, right?
我爱一年，一年很好 I love a year. We could do a year.
是，我会阻止灰人毁灭地球 Yes. I will stop the Greys from destroying the planet.
很好 Okay.
我没有甜品就无法谈世界末日 I can't talk about the end of the world without dessert.
谢了，爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
但我… But I...
哈利会阻止黄石公园爆炸 Harry's going to stop Yellowstone from blowing up.
不，我…没这样说 No, I...I did not say that.
我说我会阻止灰人炸掉黄石公园 I said I will stop the Greys from blowing it up.
我不能阻止黄石公园自爆 I cannot stop Yellowstone from blowing itself up.
抱歉，说什么 I'm sorry, what?
黄石公园破火山口 The Yellowstone caldera.
它每隔60万年爆发 It erupts every 600,000 years.
上次爆发 The last time it erupted
是634000年前 was 634,000 years ago.
所以没错，危机正在酝酿 So yes, that baby is crowning.
这很好笑吧？若我成功阻止灰人 Wouldn't it be funny if I stopped the Greys,
但破火山口不久后就爆发 and then the caldera blew up right after?
那确实很好笑 That would be funny.
因为时机 Because of the timing.
喜剧的重点是… Comedy is all about...
时机 the timing.
好的，没错，它是火山 Okay, yes, it's a volcano.
但没有灰人的洞穴和…水 But without the Greys' cave and the...the water thing,
情况不会那么严重，对吧 it won't be as bad, right?
对，不会那么严重 No, not as bad.
地球不会毁灭 The Earth will not be destroyed.
好，很好 Okay, good.
但这会令几百万人丧命，包括你们 It will kill millions of people, though, including all of you.
我喜欢有鲜奶油 I prefer it with the whipped cream.
我不再想吃批了 I'm not hungry for pie anymore.
我吃吧 I'll take it.
不用担心 Do not be worried,
几千年后 in a few thousand years,
地球会回复正常 the Earth will return to normal.
-重生 -他说得对 -Reborn. -He's right.
火山是自然循环的重要一部分 The volcanoes are a big part of the cycle of things.
那比人类的存在久很多 They've been going on a lot longer than we have.
对，但我们该怎样面对这资讯 Yeah, but what are we supposed to do with this information?
你以前是怎样面对的 What did you do with it before?
不知情？ Not know it?
继续做你唯一懂得做的事 Well, just keep doing the only thing you know to do
趁自己还活着时 while you're still alive.
尽力过最美好的人生 Live the best life you can.
人类寿命能长达85年 A human lifespan can last 85 years,
幸运的话可以更长 or more if they are lucky.
这对人类来说可能很长 It might seem long to humans,
但当与地球的年龄比较时 but when compared to the age of planet Earth,
人类生命只有141秒长 a human life would only be 141 seconds long.
因此他们必须尽力过最美好的人生 That is why it is important for them to live the best life they can.
尽力当最好的人 To be the best human they can,
每天如是 every day.
天啊，我爱你 Oh, my God. I love you!
珍惜彼此相处的每分每秒 And appreciate the seconds they have with one another.
你没去上班 You blew off work!
你以为我会错过你尖叫吗 You think I'd miss watching you scream?
拿着 Here.
他们很幸运，他们都会有多点时间 Luckily for them, they will all get a little more time.
我是唯一能阻止灰人的人 I am the only one who can stop the Greys,
我不会放弃，直至我成功阻止他们 and I will not give up until I do.
你是蓝鸟人 You're a Blue Avian!
好的 Okay.
那么，我来自星际联盟 So, I am from the Galactic Federation,
我是来通知你被起诉了 and I'm here to inform you that you've are being served.
起诉？为什么 Served? Uh, for what?
在各项控罪中，你触犯了星际法 Among the charges, you broke Galactic Law.
当你没有履行与灰人的合约 when you did not honour your contract with the Greys
来摧毁地球 to vacate the planet.
因此你被命令要马上离开地球 So, you are hereby ordered to leave Earth, immediately.
说真的，直接翻到最后一页签名吧 Honestly, dude, just go to the back and sign the last page.
你惹上很大的麻烦 You are in big trouble.
该死 Son of a bitch.